The Special Case of Carolime Stone

Very different from pore gawdelpus Sandy and his crumbly caste. No streaming tears of watery emotion on the surface, at any rate! Come a rainy day she swallows hard and keeps it under. But oh what complexity lies under that gorgeous exterior; she cracks up as we all do under pressure, and has alas many faults too. Horizontally she is of great interest, as many boys have found, for yes, she is well bedded; by her old bayfriend Cliff three times, then there was that onenightstand (and he did!) in Blackpool, and then came dear old Rob Caswell (and he did too all over) and then just after she moved to Oxwichfordamn forgotten his name, well he only had a porteyny one, and then she met Langton Bayzzhard. But though they defined her outlines and she theirs, she always controlled them; there was much thrusting but no penetration of her crystaline form.

So what goes on beneath the surface? Shallows sea? Well I dare say so orogenetically but we don't have time to what? You said- I thought you ment- oh shell we see! Clear now! Coral on, Sir. Boil yer suit and hell, well met, a boot time too. We've been waiting oh, since opening time. Mind your head, the entrance is rather low. Not that low, you lecherous fumbling fool I know what you're thinking, Lechar. Spell of spelaeology now'll soon cool you down, so switch on, 's dark inside, single file, Sir will bring up the rear.

Water frenetic resurgance! The noise! Oh yes, it all comes out here. The high roof? yes, there was a collapse, a faaaaaaall. But nothing further came off of it. And there was no solution there, the chemistry wasn't right. Oh no, saturated already. Do try and stay on your feet. We have to go much further in and up to find a solution. I'll explain about that in a minute, but first you need to understand what's happening here.

Here, Carolime lies right on top of old Sandy. And, right, ruddy red he is too, as who wouldn't 
be with her pressing down hard all over him. Now at first their surfaces were in contact
but this situation didn't last for long as she was all cracked up and there was this highly
charged stream pouring out of her all the   time.Impermeable as he was to this he was 
subject to as her saw it mechanical            emotion and he was worn out beneath her, but
every time a gap was made it                        seems she just collapsed onto him again 
and so it went on, oh,                                 ever such a long time, so many times,                                              
until this great cold                                        blank empty space was formed where
we're standing now,                                            up to our knees or in your 
case, Sonny                                                        balls in icy water.
And over your heads, look how high- oh! mud in your eye! well, no actually that's a more
or less saturated solution of calcium bicarbonate you're wiping away there. Drip, drop, 
slow tears. I saw my lady weep. She did. And sorrow proud to be exalted so. Yes, I did 
say we'd have to go further on to find a solution, that was just a silly lute song. Lute 
song of calcium bicarbonate. Ha! I always start whistling when things are getting a bit
tricky. Tricky? Well, we need to explore one of the beds I mentioned earlier, and it does 
get a bit low along here, so watch out. here we go, before, between, behind, below. And
into this chamber here, where we find all manner of beautiful shapes, that pendant pair
so finely formed and rising to meet them- hey, don't touch!
                         T for stop and M for might
                           let you in another nite
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                                       Op. Let me, soon, Cari. Anag. Coolme in tears, rain
close to me. Drip. Lacy thin, Cariad. Eat me! Sin, crool oolites scar me. nno erotic meal so
soothes once I melt, soar. Drop. O, a silence mort. O Miles, Caro, ent- enter me slo O I
can't cynical hard in at anagain once I'm lost. Are lost? Drip. I care! Drop on me then,
loose loined I'm melting milton lost in paradizzy faaall on me fillme will ye won't yeyou
will? You won't you... 

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Nearly there. Just a little further now, before, betwixt, behind, below, licence me roving mind to go as Carolime Stone stretches out in all directions her well-jointed limbs around us here and look! up there: you can't see? Lights out then, Come on now, don't be scared of the dark. Let your eyes get accustomed to the yes? You can? Good. Very faint, a light- daylight. We are standing right underneath the great guzzling swallow or swallet or pot hole itself. And listen! Just a trickle, rain kindly holds off. But a sudden storm on the hill up there and. Climb up here now, towards the light, oh yes, the Solution is to be found here. What? A sexual metaphor describing geology or a geological metaphor describing sexuality? Have to think about that one. Good question, though, precocious little baggage. Temporary hardness? Listen to this, then, as the stream washes all over her smooth body and her throat works as if swallowing she is hard, but the soft streaming water melts her and it seems to her she is dissolved, gurgling in her throat as her head goes back and in her open gullet she Ca, Cooo, breathing so close, loud now in the darkness Hho coo- Cahh! (Cooo, cooo) as the Solution comes, all down the wet sides of her trickling away into a thousand cracks and tiny faults, according to the simple formula

H² CO³(aq) + CaCO³(s) -----> Ca(HCO³)²(aq)